Hi, my name is Sam.

When I was twelve years old, I wrote a short story about aliens invading an elementary school for an assignment. My teacher told my mother it was the best story shes ever read and I have since been chasing that dragon.

There are lots of things about me but here are some of them…

  • I recently stopped a bird murder in progress.

  • I strongly believe Ratatouille is the best movie ever made.

  • I live for live music.

  • I am an above average outdoor enjoyer.

  • I think eggs smell funny.

Here are my muses…

If you want to hire me or talk about Ratatouille, please reach out